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Chapter 388: Miss Wang (2)

    

that. If he did, she would feel like he is being too petty and the girl is not a fool; she would easily figure out that she intends to seek revenge.Thus, he was left with no choice but to abandon the...Chapter 388 Miss Wang Part 2

What she said was right. If she were eating durian, she would definitely throw the durian shell at him. In that case, he would be in a fix.

"..."

A real man doesn’t fight with women. This woman was rather strange and it was better to stay away from her.

"I am just admiring the moon. Now I have finished admiring the moon, so I will leave now. Here you are!" After finishing his sentence, Free-and-Easy threw back the microphone at her.

“Ouch...”

Free-and-Easy’s head was hit again by something this time it was exactly the microphone he had thrown over!

"Aren’t you afraid of breaking this" Free-and-Easy caught that microphone and thought to himself, “This is made out of fine jade. This piece alone would cost a lot of money.”

“It’s just a small thing; I can make another one if it breaks.” Miss Wang said in an indifferent tone as if money was nothing.

"Alright, what else do you want to say It’s late now and I need my rest." Free-and-Easy didn’t continue on that topic and simply wanted to end this strange conversation as soon as possible.

“I’m asking you. What were you thinking just then You looked very melancholy,” Miss Wang asked.

"That’s none of your business. If it is only about this, I will take my leave now." Free-and-Easy refused to answer that question; he wasn’t acquainted with her anyway and there was no need for him to tell her anything.

“You are really a jerk! As an attractive lady who could attract any man’s attention, can you not show some normal behavior” Miss Wang said after being defeated by Free-and-Easy.

I have never seen such a person before. I’m usually the center of attention and countless people pursue me; you are just a small servant and yet you still try to act coolly towards me. Do you believe that I could kill you

“What is normal behavior This is completely normal, we don’t know each other after all and this is how it should be,” Free-and-Easy asked in puzzlement while he looked at Miss Wang as if to say “You are the abnormal one.”

"..."

Miss Wang clearly received that message from Free-and-Easy, she was speechless. She had been treated as an oddball by him, a mere servant.

“Kid, do you believe me I can kill you.” Miss Wang said in a threatening tone.

"..." Free-and-Easy fell silent; that woman seemed to have some problems with her mind. It was better for him not to provoke her.

“From the look on your face, it seems like you don’t believe me Then you must not know who I am” Miss Wang continued saying. Her words were endless as far as Free-and-Easy was concerned.

"I don’t know, miss, what divine being are you" Free-and-Easy asked carefully; he didn’t want to offend this goddess in front of him and bring trouble upon himself.

“If I’m a ‘divine being’ that you don’t know, why would I tell you” Miss Wang nearly choked Free-and-Easy with that sentence alone.

"..."

“Seeing how sincere you are, I will tell you some things...” Miss Wang said again.

Huh When did I act sincerely Oh, wait, it’s true that I always act sincerely. What she had just said was correct; so maybe I should listen to what she has to say

“If you are in the Black Tortoise Clan then you must know who this courtyard belongs to.” Miss Wang continued saying and waited for Free-and-Easy’s response, she liked when there was someone to respond to her instead of talking to herself.

"I have heard that it is the house of Minister Wei, who has served three dynasties. The Weis have held official positions for hundreds of years and their family business has a great reputation; if you are really from the Wei Clan, then indeed you would be someone extraordinary, but your surname is Wang." Free-and-Easy pointed out an important issue: Miss Wang was not from the direct line of the Weis.

“You’re right. My last name is Wang and I’m not a member of the Wei family, but since I am here in the Wei house, I definitely can’t be just an ordinary person. Do you understand this” Miss Wang said; her words were interesting as she described herself as someone who was extraordinary.

“I do understand that. Neither are we simple people, I’m from the Black Tortoise Clan!” Free-and-Easy said in a serious tone.

"Get lost! How dare you compare yourself to me!" Miss Wang threw another walnut shell at him.

This time, he didn’t get hit. He couldn’t always be hit like that. After dodging the throw, however, he strangely called out: “Ouch, ouch, it hurts, it hurts…”

“You... forget it! A great lady doesn’t take small-minded people seriously. If I argue with you too much, I will age.” Miss Wang was quite angry but she couldn’t do anything to Free-and-Easy; there was no way for her to jump over and beat him up.

“Thank you, miss, for your generosity. Can you spare me Tomorrow, I have work,” Free-and-Easy said as he tried to escape from the situation. He felt that this woman across the way not only acted strangely but also seemed bored.

"Are you afraid of lacking energy I will teach you a set of heart exercises; after learning these exercises, you won’t need sleep anymore and can just meditate for two hours per day." Miss Wang said as if she really wanted to keep him company.

"Then, the young one thanks you. Please instruct me, sir," said Xiaoyao without refusal. He never refused when someone recited their heart methods to him, as his purpose was partly to collect various heart methods and martial arts.

"That's more like it. Listen carefully—the Great Way is formless, giving birth to heaven and earth; the Great Way is無情 (emotional integrity in English doesn't fit here directly, so leaving as '無情'), moving sun and moon; the Great Way has no name, nurturing all things..." Miss Wang recited a complete set of heart method principles.

Xiaoyao was increasingly startled. This internal skill heart method wasn’t simple. It was rare on this land, though it was just a basic heart method with some auxiliary functions. Yet the power of these auxiliary functions was quite strong.

According to this internal skill heart method, there wouldn't be any risk of going mad from practicing qigong. It was the safest internal skill heart method Xiaoyao had seen, and its speed in enhancing one's strength wouldn’t lag behind advanced internal skills.

The limit would likely come after reaching the Emperor stage, but on this foundation, switching to any other internal skill heart method could be done without conflict. It would also increase cultivation speed, stabilize mental states, and generally bring benefits.

This was a valuable thing that benefited Xiaoyao greatly. From now on, he looked at Miss Wang with new eyes and could tolerate her mysterious ways.

"This is Daoists' Clearing Heart Method. If you have any questions, ask me now; I'm in a good mood today and will gladly guide you," said Miss Wang proudly as if she were an unparalleled expert.

"No need. I’m not that stupid—I understand everything." Xiaoyao replied irritably.

“I know you need it, how can you possibly understand… huh What did you just say You understood everything" Miss Wang was interrupted by her prepared speech. In her opinion, a house servant like Xiaoyao couldn't possibly know these things and would have to ask for help.

“Yeah, I got it. It’s not that hard,” replied Xiaoyao. This was just the basics; although it was quite ingenious, once explained, everything became clear.

This was like a matter: you might never understand without being told, but once someone explains it to you, you get it. That's exactly the case now.

"Okay then, show me how you practice it," said Miss Wang, not believing Xiaoyao at all since they were only acquaintances today. She believed he wouldn't be able to understand this without her help. Even if she revealed everything she knew about martial arts, Xiaoyao might still figure things out faster than anyone else could—merely a matter of time.

To be honest, unless it was something like the Supreme Sword Path, other techniques didn’t require much effort since Xiaoyao had already grasped them at their current level.

However, although Xiaoyao understood, he might not necessarily be able to apply…

"I can't practice!"

"See You're still lying. Ask me how you should do it—I'll teach you without even needing you to beg," said Miss Wang generously, but her expression suggested she thought Xiaoyao was already begging.

“Your teaching won’t help; I can't practice!” Xiaoyao shook his head and deliberately didn’t clarify the situation, letting her ask him because he disliked that tone of hers.

"It will work! I'm very skilled; if I teach you, even a mediocre person would succeed," Miss Wang said.

“I’m not mediocre…” Xiaoyao felt helpless—was she trying to provoke him

“Then why can't you practice" Miss Wang asked curiously.

"I cultivate the Divine Farmer’s Technique, so I can’t practice others," Xiaoyao said; otherwise, he might be considered even worse than mediocre.

"The Divine Farmer's Technique You actually cultivate this. However, given your status, it's quite fitting and suitable. But it is not easy to refine," Miss Wang frowned slightly. She knew the Divine Farmer’s Technique well but hadn't mentioned it because while its effects were good and had no offensive power, reaching its highest level was extremely difficult.

This was why so few people cultivated this technique:本來就不是很強,加上還難練 (it wasn’t strong enough to begin with, and it was hard to cultivate), who would want to do that Only some doctors might choose it.

Usually, these doctors wouldn't focus on cultivation; they seldom reached advanced levels, stopping at the King level. Few could surpass this stage, let alone reach the Emperor rank.

If one could refine the Divine Farmer's Technique to the King level, its effects would be obvious—basically curing any illness in an instant and even saving lives with high medical skills just by having a breath left.

Reaching the Emperor stage might make medical skills unnecessary; just using Divine Farmer True Qi, life could be resurrected…

"Well, it's not too difficult," Xiaoyao replied.

"How far are you then" Miss Wang asked.

“Late Colonel stage. Impressive, isn't it” said Xiaoyao.

"Quite good!" nodded Miss Wang without discouraging him. She knew reaching the late Colonel stage with the Divine Farmer’s Technique was no small feat.

Moreover, at his young age, there would still be room for improvement; among house servants, he already qualified as a genius!

In the category of house servants!!

Miss Wang continued: "I also have a complete heart method for the Divine Farmer’s Technique. Do you want to hear its place. One might run into them anytime, but also might not encounter any throughout their entire life; it all depended on the odds.Undoubtedly, wherever Xiaoyao appeared seemed to have a high chance...