Chapter 243 Hahaha
ortantly, the King is happy with you."Since the princess entered the household, they saw the king smile.He is no longer like the cold, emotionless killing god of old, but a real person, a man with nor...: []
No one's money comes from the wind.
Without even thinking, the consultation fee for Princess Yi's opening must be in the millions, or at least hundreds of thousands. It's like asking for money from a sworn enemy.
"It's fine."
"Yes, this old servant will go to the Ministry of Officials and deliver the message."
……
A carriage slowly drove down the main street of Kyoto, with Qingfeng following behind it on foot.
Bai Shiqi, who was riding in the carriage ahead, glanced back. A malicious smile gleamed in his eyes as he waited to see Yun An'an being scolded.
Yun Anan, who had drunk too much, lay in Beichen Yi's arms, tossing and turning, acting like a drunken fool.
"Uncle, come give me a kiss~"
Yun Anan pecked on Beichen Yi's cheek.
"How much did An'er drink"
Holding a handkerchief, Bei Chen Yi gently wiped Yun An An's cheeks, sighing softly. There was both fondness and helplessness in his eyes.
Seeing the peaceful clouds, An'an felt nauseous and immediately ordered the carriage to stop.
Only a blue figure jumped down from the carriage and vomited wildly, holding onto a tree.
Beichen Yi stood beside Yun An'an, his big hand gently patting her back.
"An'er, your stomach isn't good. Alcohol is harmful to the body. Next time, don't drink so much."
Before the words left her mouth, Yun Anan didn't wait for Bei Chenyi to take a handkerchief and wipe the smudges from her lips. She directly raised her hand, wiping them away with a flick of her wrist. Tears streamed down her face instantly.
You scolded me, you were mean to people.
"My husband did not scold you, nor threaten you. My husband is worried about you."
Bei Chen Yi's voice had to be as gentle as possible, for fear that even a slight increase in decibels would frighten Yun An An like a frightened child.
"Alright, alright, stop crying~ Your husband was wrong, wasn't he Let's go back home and take a bath."
Beichen Yi held Yun An'an's hand and was about to get into the carriage, but who knew Yun An'an suddenly flinched and retreated three or four steps back.
"Don't touch me, I'm angry. You want me to take a bath Do you think I'm dirty"
"How could I possibly dislike An'er for being dirty She is the most beautiful woman in the world."
"Really"
"I assure you, my husband would never lie to you. Come, let's go home."
Beichen Yi patiently coaxed Yun An'an onto the carriage, watching Bai Shiqi stand on the side with his shoulders slumped, anger radiating from him.
That's because the King has such a kind heart. If it were anyone else, they would have slapped her right then and there for this audacity.
Drinking and acting wildly in broad daylight, he even dragged the princess along to cause havoc.
Heaven knows, Your Highness had never lowered his voice in his life, but when he arrived at the residence of Minister Jiang, he was repeatedly retorted by Jiang Yan and remained silent.
It's simply outrageous! I really want to pry open Yun Anan's skull and see what's inside.
Mingming shouldn't drink, but she insists she can handle a thousand cups. In the end, she still ends up waiting for the prince to wipe her butt.
This is driving me crazy!
"Uncle, I don't need your help, I can walk. I didn't drink too much!"
Yun An'an shook off Bei Chen Yi's hand and walked towards the carriage, staggering with each step.
Just as a certain woman was stepping onto the carriage, she missed her footing and slammed her head squarely against the edge of the carriage.
Only a dull thud was heard, the sound of skull meeting wood.
Pfft—
Seeing this, Bai Shiqi laughed out loud.
It's as if Heaven itself couldn't bear to watch Yun An'an, the infamous drama queen, any longer and decided to punish her.
Yi Wang Fu, Study Room.
Yunan, who had slept for a whole day, finally woke up on the second morning.
When I woke up, my head hurt all over.
My mind felt like a swirling mass of water, and my head throbbed painfully.
"Hiss~~"
Taking a sharp breath in, Yun An'an reached out to touch her head. But this touch was not good; it hurt the woman so much that she let out a pained "ah!"
"What's going on"
How could there be such a big bump on my head
She hastily got up and ran to the mirror in three steps. Sure enough, there was a bump on her forehead, as big as a baby's fist.
"My queen, what's wrong"
Outside the study door, Qingfeng anxiously asked, but got no answer after hearing Yun An'an's cry of alarm.
Just as I was about to rush into the study, I finally heard Yun An'an's weak voice.
"I'm fine."
How could she possibly be fine
I got this huge bump on my head out of nowhere, what the heck is going on
Yesterday, I went to the Shangshu Mansion to chat with Rongrong. As we chatted, we started drinking, and then something happened.
She couldn't remember what happened afterwards, it must have been when she was drinking and blacked out that she was attacked.
Damn it, whoever dared to attack Yun An'an, I wish they were dead.
"Your Majesty, the Princess has been waiting for you outside for a long time."
"Rongrong When did you come Why didn't you wake me up."
He simply freshened up. When washing his face, he accidentally bumped the bump on his forehead, and Yun'an let out another gasp of pain.
Qingfeng, who was waiting outside the study, quickly lowered his head when he saw Yun An'an, afraid that he would burst into laughter the next second.
The King said to let you sleep undisturbed, so nobody is allowed to disturb you. The Crown Princess waited in the anteroom for Madam Wangfei all this time, huh~
"Huh"
Upon hearing Qingfeng's voice, Yun Anan detected a chuckle at the end of his sentence and raised an eyebrow.
"Is this Queen amused now"
"No, my humble self has just eaten too much and is belching. I dare not laugh at the wound on Your Highness's head."
This place has no three hundred taels of silver, it's talking about Qingfeng.
Too lazy to argue with him, Yun Anan came to the front courtyard.
Hearing the footsteps, Bei Chen Rongrong turned around and saw Yun An'an at once... The bump on her forehead, she couldn't help but burst into laughter.
"An An, hee hee~~... you... hee hee~~~ me~~ hee hee hee hee~~"
If it weren't for the face of the royal princess, Beichen Rongrong would have laughed out loud long ago.
"Bei Chen Rongrong, you went too far!"
"No, hehe hehe~ An'an wait for me a moment."
Bei Chen Rongrong turned her back, and in an instant, tears of laughter streamed down her face. Qing Feng and the guards of Yi Wang Fu were also infected by Bei Chen Rongrong's laughter, each turning their backs to laugh until they were in stitches.
Yesterday I came back and didn't notice the bump on the princess's forehead, but today it's so swollen and big.
Hahaha~~~
Being ridiculed, Yun An'an held her shoulders with both hands and sighed again. She burst into laughter after that.
"Well, it's just a bag. What's so funny about that."
This package, if it were growing on someone else, might not be very funny. But growing on Yun An'an's forehead, it was enough to make everyone laugh for a day.
And Qingfeng told Yun'an that the bump on her forehead wasn't caused by an attack, but by herself tripping and hitting a carriage.
Moreover, the carriage's crossbar was smashed off at a sharp angle.
You can see how hard the clouds and the horizontal bar collided.
Northern Star Rongrong came to find Yun An'an with only one purpose: to enter the palace and treat Northern Star Han. The consultation fee is at her discretion.
Of course, the latter half of "the consultation fee is at your discretion" was Beichenhan's original words.
"This sentence sounds pleasant."
If the diagnosis fee is arbitrary, then don't blame her for being impolite.
Before entering the palace, Qingfeng mentioned that the king had not yet eaten breakfast.
Yun'an an then came to the small dishes and put them in the food box. Then, she and Beichen Rongrong rode in a carriage into the palace.
"An An, did I talk too much after drinking too much yesterday"
Beichen Rongrong vaguely remembered saying some things she shouldn't have said when she had had too much to drink.
“I don't remember. Did you tell me state secrets”
Yunan An'an teased with a smile, taking out a few lollipops and putting them in Beichen Rongrong's hands.
"Don't worry, even if I remember, I won't tell anyone else. At most, I'll threaten your older brother to give me some money."
Upon hearing this from Yun'an, Bei Chen Rongrong let out a sigh of relief.
It seems she didn't slip up yesterday, and An An is also unaware of the Crown Prince's feelings for her.
But this matter had always bothered her. When did her elder brother start noticing Yun An'an The two were clearly opposing enemies who fought each other...
On the day when the emperor brother was seriously injured and in a coma, the person he kept repeating in his mouth was not his mother, his empress, nor any of the concubines in the palace. Instead, he repeatedly uttered the name "Yun An'an".
What are you thinking about You seem so absorbed.
Yun'an's voice pulled Beichen Rongrong back to reality.
"It's nothing, Ann. How long will it take for the bump on your head to go down"
Beichen Rongrong gently touched Yun An'an's forehead bump, laughing with both heartache and amusement.
"It hurts~ Please touch lightly."
This thing just won't go away in a few days. It's also a headache to have such a big bump on my head.
Oh~
One hour later, the carriage stopped in front of the palace gate.
Li Gonggong had been waiting outside the palace gates long ago. When he saw Yun An'an, his professional ethics told him he couldn't smile.
"Please this way, Your Highness Princess Chang and Lady Yi. The Emperor and the Regent Prince are discussing matters in the Imperial Study."
In the Imperial study, Beichen Han sat on the Dragon Throne, his face grave and murderous as he glared at everyone in the hall.
Beichen Yi sat on the throne's bench, idly sipping his tea as if nothing mattered.
Old Wang was holding his shoulders, frowning, looking left and right. This group of drunkards couldn't make any sense of it either.
With a creak, the heavy door to the study was pushed open, and two graceful figures slowly stepped into view.
After a brief silence, a series of laughter broke out, growing louder and louder.
"Hahaha!!"
"hahahaha!!!"y looked, they felt strangely familiar."Shopkeeper, are you seeing what I'm seeing It looks like... that woman is the Princess Consort of Yi""Just talking nonsense, Princess Yi died five years ago."A...